Monday, March 09, 2009

Porter Pictures

Here's some pictures of Porter for everyone. Not the best, but what do you expect from a device whose primary purpose is telecommunications?



Porter decided that he had sweat equity in the cupcake frosting enterprise at our friend Mindy's house.

Here's Porter out in the rain. Yes, he's a boy.

Here's Porter at debate practice. He's currently spreading an argument showing how the neg team's nuke war disad is outweighed by the hegemony argument and the alien intervention cards.
And yes, judge, cuteness is a voter.

Friday, March 06, 2009

He Knows!

Porter has not officially said any words in the context that would suggest direct linguistic communication. He babbles “dada” and “mama” but he has never pointed to Lil and said, “mama” or pointed at her and said “dada”. I’m not certain he’s pointed at anything. Usually he just looks at you, screams, and assumes that his psychic message has gotten through.

This has a success rate of about 85%.

The rest of the time we assume he’s tired and needs a nap.

But Porter has recently stumbled upon a piece of direct linguistic communication.

“Mmmmm,” Porter says after putting a piece of food in his mouth.

We know he got this from us, as we would try to prompt him to feed himself, watching as clumsily used utensils become apple sauce trebuchets, flinging the wet, cold, sticky substance near and far. Or, alternately, when its something he is definitely not going to put in his mouth, he employs the “clean sweep” method: quickly sweeping everything in front of him onto the floor.

Improvements are slow, from the perspective of parents who have to clean up mess after mess, but quick in the overall scheme of things. Just 8 months ago he’d never walked, didn’t know how to give kisses, and hadn’t grasped the excitement of “high fives” with anyone.

So this breakthrough in understanding, the connection between actions and verbal response, is quite impressive. He knows that when you put something in your mouth you like, you say “Mmmmm.”

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Porter versus Curious George

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It's really too bad you can't hear the sound on Blogger. I'm still not certain what the problem is. But anyone who wants to, I can email this video to you. Just make certain the sound is down. Porter has an impressive set of lungs and the ability to hit notes no human should be tampering with around glass.

Old Photo I Stumbled Across

Just thought you might enjoy this pretty decent shot from my cell phone:


Friday, November 07, 2008

Practice Makes Perfect


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Now, he's ready for the Superbowl!

Porter Picks a Profession


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Porter will follow his grandfather as a plumber!

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Where Porter REALLY Came From!




That's right, we picked him from the pumpkin patch.









Monday, October 06, 2008

Silly Me

So I thought when I spent $18,000 on a car seat for Porter that it could, you know, last him through his toddler years. I was actually impressed with myself for making this wise purchase.

I was wrong.

The car seat he’s been safe and sound in for the past 12 months is now no longer suitable for his 20lb-plus frame. I now must do RESEARCH and then SHOP for an APPROPRIATE car seat. I’m told these seats are more expensive, so anyone who owes me money (and you know who you are) cough now!

Congratulations on your Six Month Old

Me (holding a crying, angry Porter after receiving his panel of three shots): We need to make his next appointment.
Nurse: What age will he be? Nine months?
Porter: What the HELL woman! Can’t you read a chart?! Can you do simple math!? I’m 12 months now. In 3 months I’ll be 15 months. I’m PETITE for my age. This has saved my parents countless dollars and frustration as I am only now into my 9-12 month onsies. So SHUT IT!
Me: Yeah, he’ll be 15 months.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Weekend Update

Porter turned 1 over the weekend.

He got clothes, toys, and a Wii.

Extensive testing of the Wii system is now on-going.