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Porter took four steps on his own at the park today. Witnesses indicated he wanted someone's sippy cup and he just kept walking.
God has a sense or humor. It's not always sick, as Depeche Mode would have us believe. Sometimes it's downright hi-frickin'-larious . . . but only if you're on the outside looking in. Parenthood is an impending doom, a miracle we fear to tred, and those who do so lightly are at their peril.
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Ultimately we got Kenneth to crawl by building things with blocks just out of his reach. Since he couldn't stand a tower of blocks he had to learn to crawl to go over and knock them down.
Woohooo! Let the chaos begin. =D
Truth. You have no idea what you're in for now.
What are you saying? That somehow Porter will become a natural force of destruction only equal to a hurricane in his random dominance of the environment?
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