Expecting Parent Joke of the Day
posted by RobRoy @ 8:52 AM
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Impending Doom
God has a sense or humor. It's not always sick, as Depeche Mode would have us believe. Sometimes it's downright hi-frickin'-larious . . . but only if you're on the outside looking in. Parenthood is an impending doom, a miracle we fear to tred, and those who do so lightly are at their peril.
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Or you could tell him a joke like this: Two strings walk into a bar and the bartender yells "Get out! We don't serve strings here!" and has them thrown out. While they're sitting on the sidewalk outside the bar discussing string theories and wanting a beer, one of them has an IDEA. He gets up, ties himself in a knot and roughs up his top. Then he walks back inside and the bartender says, "Hey! Are you a string?" To which the string, in disguise, says "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."
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