Congratulations on your Six Month Old
Me (holding a crying, angry Porter after receiving his panel of three shots): We need to make his next appointment.
Nurse: What age will he be? Nine months?
Porter: What the HELL woman! Can’t you read a chart?! Can you do simple math!? I’m 12 months now. In 3 months I’ll be 15 months. I’m PETITE for my age. This has saved my parents countless dollars and frustration as I am only now into my 9-12 month onsies. So SHUT IT!
Me: Yeah, he’ll be 15 months.
1 Comments:
LOL! Mara is still wearing 6 month clothes and she's 10 1/2 months old. I don't mind one bit.
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