Impending Doom
God has a sense or humor. It's not always sick, as Depeche Mode would have us believe. Sometimes it's downright hi-frickin'-larious . . . but only if you're on the outside looking in. Parenthood is an impending doom, a miracle we fear to tred, and those who do so lightly are at their peril.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Breaking News
Porter took four steps on his own at the park today. Witnesses indicated he wanted someone's sippy cup and he just kept walking.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Problems
So, some folk have reported problems with the sound on the videos. Lil and I have had the same problem at the homestead, so I'm thinking it's not restricted to anyone's computer, but an issue with the transfer of videos to the blog.
Now, knowing almost nothing about videos, video blogging, or blogging in general, I'm uncertain what the issue is. Obviously, some of what I'm writing doesn't make much sense, since you can't hear Porter's voice.
We've been using our Motorola RAZR phones to take the pictures, then send them to my email where I can save and post them to the blog.
Anyone with more knowledge than I (so everyone) is invited to impart their wisdom.
Monday, August 11, 2008
What's in a Raptor
Veloci-Porter, the latest discovery by semi-fictional scientists. A living specimen of the now extinct giants who once rules the earth. What's most intriguing about the Veloci-Porter, is it's hunting call. A loud, long, sustained, high-pitched screech, followed by a nerve-shattering gasp and cough. Then, the Veloci-Porter, sighting his prey, will smile, wickedly, flashing his two bottom teeth and the three on the top about to come in.
A terrifying experience for the unwary.